Goro Akechi (
afailedmurder) wrote2020-05-02 06:22 pm
AU PSL - Here kitty kitty
[There's a dark figure wreaking havoc in Kamoshida's castle today. Look, sometimes you're in a bad mood and want to take out your aggression on somebody who's apparently in cahoots with your piece of shit dad. Anyway, he's not going to make the guy go psychotic or anything, so it's fine, no one will notice. He can loot and slaughter to his heart's content!]
Hahaha~~~~~~~~~ eat shit, trash!!
[Even if you happen to be captured and imprisoned in here... is this really the guy you want to ask for help?]
Hahaha~~~~~~~~~ eat shit, trash!!
[Even if you happen to be captured and imprisoned in here... is this really the guy you want to ask for help?]

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While the person fighting could be his ticket out of here, that same person is also having way too much fun killing that maybe he's safer in the cell. Then again, maybe he can use him to his advantage and then hightail it out of there before he becomes the guy's next target...
Once he's close, Morgana raises his voice loud enough that it will carry down the underground cavern.]
Hey! Over here!
[For good measure, he picks up a rock in the cell small enough to fit through the bars, and throws it in Akechi's direction.]
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Oh? What's this?
[At least he seems more curious than anything.]
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Hey, let me out, will you? That stupid king threw me in here!
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Odd. It doesn't look like it belongs in this shrine to debauchery...
[may as well address the thing directly]
I could do that, but what's in it for me?
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[Morgana stops protesting long enough to mull over the question.]
That depends what you're after. I can help you fight, or are you looking for treasure?
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[shrug!]
Actually, I'm rather bored in here. Do you do anything amusing?
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[okay, he's crazy, better just go with it]
I can do all kinds of fun things! But I can't show you unless you let me out!
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[chuckles to himself]
"Fun things," huh? How vague. But you're already the most interesting thing I've seen in here... well, why not?
[he'll open the door]
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[He looks around, and he can't see a single guard in sight.]
Whoa, never mind. You really did a number on the Shadows.
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Are you implying that you're capable of leaving this place? What exactly are you?
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[Obviously! He's walking on ahead, still looking around.]
We can talk more later, but I think we should get out of here first. I don't want to get caught off guard.
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[Following him for now.]
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Sooo... Can you tell me your name? You must be really strong to just tear through someone's Palace like this.
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Whoa... Who knew cats needed so much stuff? [Then, hastily--] Just so we're totally clear, this does not mean I'm a cat.
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then immediately tries to grab at it with his paws]
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That's a keeper.
[into the basket it goes!]
Do you like any of these cat trees? They'd give you a good vantage point.
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then he looks over at the cat trees]
How would you even carry something that big home? Do they deliver?
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[swallows his not-a-cat pride to hop off Akechi's shoulder and onto the second tier of the nearest cat tree. he looks around at the view]
Hmm... this one's not bad. It's a little on the small side, though.
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[gestures to the largest]
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Ooh, this has a bed!
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[and not, you know, on top of me]
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[Still, he moves to curl up in the bed, tail twitching happily.]
Actually, this is pretty cosy. The view's good from this high up, too.
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[grabbing a ticket for the cat tree]
Let's pick out a litter box next.
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