AU PSL - Here kitty kitty

[afailedmurder]

[There's a dark figure wreaking havoc in Kamoshida's castle today. Look, sometimes you're in a bad mood and want to take out your aggression on somebody who's apparently in cahoots with your piece of shit dad. Anyway, he's not going to make the guy go psychotic or anything, so it's fine, no one will notice. He can loot and slaughter to his heart's content!]

Hahaha~~~~~~~~~ eat shit, trash!!

[Even if you happen to be captured and imprisoned in here... is this really the guy you want to ask for help?]

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[bagcat]

Yeah... All right.

[He's none too happy about it, but he's going to go curl up on Akechi's bed and wait for him to get ready to sleep. If he still doesn't within the hour, he'll go to find him and nag him some more.]

[afailedmurder]

[Yeah, it'll be about an hour before he heads to bed. He takes pause when he sees Morgana in it, though.]

[bagcat]

[his bed now, Akechi. he blinds up at him, tired]

What are you standing around for...? C'mon, get to sleep.

[afailedmurder]

[uh]

That's my bed.

[bagcat]

Uh, yeah, obviously?

We can share.

[afailedmurder]

That's technically true, but I don't remember making such an offer...

[bagcat]

Come ooon, Goro.

[He gets up and moves so he's not curled up in the middle of the mattress, at least. Helpful?]

[afailedmurder]

[I GUESS... I'M GETTING IN THE BED?]

[bagcat]

See? Plenty of room for both of us.

[mission accomplished. as soon as Akechi falls asleep, he is going to have a cat loaf sleeping on him]

[afailedmurder]

[dreaming about a crushing weight on his chest...]

[bagcat]

[Morgana, on the other hand, sleeps peacefully. Humans make for great pillows, as it turns out.

When he wakes up first, he'll try to get up and out of bed without disturbing Akechi. He already lost some sleep staying up late, after all.]

[afailedmurder]

[Akechi will in fact roll over and go right back to sleep. He may even get a few blissful minutes before his phone alarm goes off.]

Hnngghh...

[bagcat]

Rise and shine, sleepyhead!

[Morgana is waiting by the bed, stretching his front and then hind legs.]

[afailedmurder]

[zombie-crawls out of his bed]

M'up...

[bagcat]

Good! Now hurry up and get breakfast. We have an important mission today.

[or, more accurately, kitty is hungry]

[afailedmurder]

Breakfast...

[rubs his eyes, trying to remember if there is anything resembling food in the apartment]

...We can stop by a conbini on the way out.

[bagcat]

Whaaaat? You don't have any food?!

You really need to fix that before we get back tonight.

[afailedmurder]

I might have some snacks? I don't cook or even eat many of my meals at home, so there's no need to keep food on hand...

[bagcat]

Maybe that works for you, but what about me? Are you really going to take me places to eat out all the time?

[afailedmurder]

No, I was planning on stopping at a pet store on the way home.

[bagcat]

I'm not a pet!

[afailedmurder]

Whatever you are, you are the size of a pet and I believe items purchased at the pet store will be the most accommodating to your needs.

[bagcat]

...Yeah, good point. Let's do that.

[time to go wait by the front door while Akechi gets ready!]

[afailedmurder]

[he can mobilize quickly at least; brief shower, put together a quick outfit. the longest delay is in doing his hair. it's important to be handsome.]

Okay, I'm ready to go.

[bagcat]

Alright! Can I ride around in your jacket again? We'll need to take the train to Shibuya.