AU PSL - Here kitty kitty

[afailedmurder]

[There's a dark figure wreaking havoc in Kamoshida's castle today. Look, sometimes you're in a bad mood and want to take out your aggression on somebody who's apparently in cahoots with your piece of shit dad. Anyway, he's not going to make the guy go psychotic or anything, so it's fine, no one will notice. He can loot and slaughter to his heart's content!]

Hahaha~~~~~~~~~ eat shit, trash!!

[Even if you happen to be captured and imprisoned in here... is this really the guy you want to ask for help?]

Comments

[afailedmurder]

Two humans who just met aren't normally going to share a bed, after all.

[grabbing a ticket for the cat tree]

Let's pick out a litter box next.

[bagcat]

That's a good point.

[oh dang he's been humaning wrong?? he jumps down and back onto Akechi's shoulder]

Ooh, maybe the fancy enclosed one with a lid?

[afailedmurder]

[opening and shutting the lid]

That's a good idea. It's important to have your privacy.

[bagcat]

Yup! It's perfect.

[If pricey, but they did rake in a bunch of money on that Mementos trip.]

Will we need anything else?

[afailedmurder]

Some food, and...

[pausing to pick up a catnip mouse and hold it up so Morgana can sniff it]

What do you think of this?

[bagcat]

Why do you think I'd be interested in a dumb to--

[Morgana leans in to sniff it and pauses.]

Is this... treasure? Meeeeeowwww... [rubbing his face on it, catnip good]

[afailedmurder]

[...yeah, he's buying a few of these]

I think we're ready to go, then.

[He'll take their stuff to the checkout and pay, filling out some forms for delivery. Morgana receives some compliments from the staff — what a cute, smart, vocal kitty he is!]

[bagcat]

Goro, see how totally charming and handsome everyone thinks I am?!

[while Akechi is busy paying and filling in forms, Morgana's audibly purring like crazy at being petted by one of the shop assistants. this may in fact be the best shop in the history of ever]

[afailedmurder]

[in a way that might also be addressing the shop assistants]

What a popular boy. we'll have to come here more often.

[bagcat]

Uh, yeah! I'm clearly a hit with the ladies!

[purring like a motorbike engine]