[Now, the problem with foresight warning him to be careful about how he says it means that this second, carefully unemotional and way too blunt delivery is actually more suspicious than the first]
[THERE. THAT'S A MORE HONEST FACE. stops smooshing his face and pats his cheeks]
Even if it's an intrusive thought. There's nothing wrong with thinking it. Or sharing it with your boyfriend who is literally asking you about your intrusive thoughts, you dork.
Day 117-ish, with Joker
Have I ever told you that you're beautiful?
[...I mean he probably has but 9 times out of 10 it's gonna be phrased in the most backhanded ways possible]
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Mm... I've definitely heard "exquisite" at least once.
[gonna play with A's hair himself in that attentively lazy way]
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Did I really?
[he definitely did]
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[a good time, then.]
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[Smiles at first because ~romance~, but it fades a bit. For the most part he'd found that game lowkey stressful.]
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Mmm... so that means you definitely had and have thoughts about smooching other people, right?
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Don't overthink it. Think based solely on appearances. Like "I would totally smooch this guy, he's hot".
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That was the list! As I said, I don't get out much!
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C'mon, spill.
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[Now, the problem with foresight warning him to be careful about how he says it means that this second, carefully unemotional and way too blunt delivery is actually more suspicious than the first]
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and then he's SMOOSHING A'S FACE]
You do know getting defensive about it just makes it more suspicious, right?
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It was an intrusive thought! It wasn't anything more than that!
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Even if it's an intrusive thought. There's nothing wrong with thinking it. Or sharing it with your boyfriend who is literally asking you about your intrusive thoughts, you dork.
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It's fine, it's really fine. He really is hot and smoochable.
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How in the hell...!?
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