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[afailedmurder]

what it says on the tin

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[criminaljustice]

[... SNERKS. and now hands are papping A's face]

It's fine, it's really fine. He really is hot and smoochable.

[afailedmurder]

[jaw dropping]

How in the hell...!?

[criminaljustice]

Elementary, my dear detective.

[HOW LONG HAS HE WAITED TO BE ABLE TO USE THAT LINE? FOR FUCKING EVER and the smirk shows it]

Who else would you be that embarrassed to think about smooching? There's a multi-layered response here. No way it's someone you or I don't know.

Also: "ludicrous".

[afailedmurder]

[aaaaaaaah]

I don't even particularly like him! I simply don't... speak to many people in general!

[criminaljustice]

[poking a finger at the center of A's forehead]

That's what I was saying. This isn't about compatibility. It's just "yeah, dude is hot. I'd smooch him." Let your Id have as say.

We can always flip through the profile list to see who else you find hot, if this one's simply too embarrassing for you.

[both a challenge and an out at the same time. what do?]

[afailedmurder]

[grumblemumble]

Why? Are we girls at a slumber party...?

[but an out is an out. with a LOUD SIGH:]

Go ahead and pull them up.

[criminaljustice]

Uh... because your boyfriend wants to get to know you and your tastes more?

[gosh, A.

but pulling out his phone so they can tab through profiles. anyone catching attention?]

[afailedmurder]

[this is awkward]

...My "type" is someone who can keep up with me. It's not as though I can tell that just by looking...

[pauses a little on Nya though]

[criminaljustice]

[... yeah...]

From what I know about Nya, he's definitely in your area of being able to keep up.

[for... stabby reasons. mostly.]

[afailedmurder]

He tried to do me a favor, but I wasn't terribly receptive to it at the time.

[criminaljustice]

It's never too late to make a second impression.

[afailedmurder]

Mm.

[goes back to flipping through]

I don't know. My instinct upon meeting people is to be critical, not... amorous.

[criminaljustice]

It's not even really being amorous. Just casual.

[afailedmurder]

I'm casually critical.

[criminaljustice]

So be that.

Some people see it as a point of charm.

[afailedmurder]

I'm surprised you're not more interested in hearing about the person I've actually been with, but as you like...

[goes back to looking at profiles]

[criminaljustice]

[...

time to pull at a cheek]

What part of "I want to hear about your interests" have you not been getting? Obviously, I want to hear about that, too!

[afailedmurder]

[smacks his hand]

We can start at the top.

[pulls up LiliS and starts flipping through]

Boring, boring, old... Lily is halfway interesting, I suppose. But too soft for my taste.

[criminaljustice]

[mrrr, draws hand back but gonna make a point to flop more on A]

I think Lily would surprise you, actually.

He still might not be your type, but y'know.

[afailedmurder]

[SensitIV]

Dantalion looks like a dick. Anubis always has an expression on his face like a baby seal. I still can't tell Persephone and Lucifel apart. Leviathan... I don't know. Or particularly care. Lavender's the sort of polite where you have to assume he's hiding something. And Sekhmet's a psycho, apparently.

[you asked for this]

[criminaljustice]

[i did.

and weirdly, i am really into my boyfriend roasting people. maybe trying to bite back a bit of a smile.]

[afailedmurder]

[pep!pep!]

Pink's loud. B's sister is a liability. King's doppelganger is the only person in town who has hair as stupid-looking as he does. Don't care, don't care... Cobalt and Sunshine aren't terrible-looking, but I still don't care.

There are so many cutesy girls here in Tokyo-F. I have never for the life of me understood the appeal. I'm fine with a woman if she has half a personality, but they seem so few and far between.

[HOW ABOUT THE "I'M NOT GAY JUST A MISOGYNIST" ROUTINE? STILL CUTE?]

[criminaljustice]

[LESS CUTE BUT DEFINITELY STILL WHAT HE EXPECTS AND THUS HE ROLLS HIS EYES A BIT]

Focus on the boys then, you nerd.

[afailedmurder]

[Taisho]

...Not interested.

[BEDE]

Truth be told, I don't dislike anyone on your unit. Except...

[zooms in on Joker's face]

I absolutely can't stand this asshole.

[criminaljustice]

[SNERK.

and now its time to kiss this asshole that belongs to him anyway. bitey kiss.]