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[afailedmurder]

what it says on the tin

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[criminaljustice]

It's not even really being amorous. Just casual.

[afailedmurder]

I'm casually critical.

[criminaljustice]

So be that.

Some people see it as a point of charm.

[afailedmurder]

I'm surprised you're not more interested in hearing about the person I've actually been with, but as you like...

[goes back to looking at profiles]

[criminaljustice]

[...

time to pull at a cheek]

What part of "I want to hear about your interests" have you not been getting? Obviously, I want to hear about that, too!

[afailedmurder]

[smacks his hand]

We can start at the top.

[pulls up LiliS and starts flipping through]

Boring, boring, old... Lily is halfway interesting, I suppose. But too soft for my taste.

[criminaljustice]

[mrrr, draws hand back but gonna make a point to flop more on A]

I think Lily would surprise you, actually.

He still might not be your type, but y'know.

[afailedmurder]

[SensitIV]

Dantalion looks like a dick. Anubis always has an expression on his face like a baby seal. I still can't tell Persephone and Lucifel apart. Leviathan... I don't know. Or particularly care. Lavender's the sort of polite where you have to assume he's hiding something. And Sekhmet's a psycho, apparently.

[you asked for this]

[criminaljustice]

[i did.

and weirdly, i am really into my boyfriend roasting people. maybe trying to bite back a bit of a smile.]

[afailedmurder]

[pep!pep!]

Pink's loud. B's sister is a liability. King's doppelganger is the only person in town who has hair as stupid-looking as he does. Don't care, don't care... Cobalt and Sunshine aren't terrible-looking, but I still don't care.

There are so many cutesy girls here in Tokyo-F. I have never for the life of me understood the appeal. I'm fine with a woman if she has half a personality, but they seem so few and far between.

[HOW ABOUT THE "I'M NOT GAY JUST A MISOGYNIST" ROUTINE? STILL CUTE?]

[criminaljustice]

[LESS CUTE BUT DEFINITELY STILL WHAT HE EXPECTS AND THUS HE ROLLS HIS EYES A BIT]

Focus on the boys then, you nerd.

[afailedmurder]

[Taisho]

...Not interested.

[BEDE]

Truth be told, I don't dislike anyone on your unit. Except...

[zooms in on Joker's face]

I absolutely can't stand this asshole.

[criminaljustice]

[SNERK.

and now its time to kiss this asshole that belongs to him anyway. bitey kiss.]

[afailedmurder]

[DESIRED OUTCOME. A happily nips back.]

Shall I continue?

[criminaljustice]

Please do.

[afailedmurder]

[fin]

I'm not terribly interested in the boys in future is now, aside from what I mentioned before... but you know, I'd go on a date with Angel simply to see the look on Intensity's face.

[criminaljustice]

He'd probably just roll his eyes and tell Angel to have you back by nine.

[lolol]

[afailedmurder]

You're probably right. Shame.

[criminaljustice]

I mean, you should still give it a shot. It'd be cute.

[afailedmurder]

I suppose it could be fun. I don't mind Angel's company.

[criminaljustice]

She'd at least make it a fun date.

[afailedmurder]

I'd rather not lead her on, though. And ultimately, my poking at Intensity will only end in disappointment for the both of us.

[criminaljustice]

All right. So moving on...

[afailedmurder]

Wild City is more B's speed than mine. And ZRAEL... Maki insists I would like them, but I'm fairly certain I would break out in hives from sympathy embarrassment.

[criminaljustice]

[SNERK]

Entirely possible, I guess.