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2k19 monster mash bingo

Bingo card

[A has accepted his fangy fate and put on a costume. Never mind this is how he dresses basically every day as a fancy wizard boy.]

[He turns on his phone camera to examine his fangs, though of course he doesn't show up]

The lore about vampires being unable to see themselves in mirrors was due to a mirror's silver backing; silver was thought to have a purifying element, and thus was repellent to the living dead...

But what's my phone's excuse?

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Such is the nature of man's relationship with technology.

How about you? Are you here to bully me today as well?

When am I not here to bully you?

[crooks a finger at A in a "come here" gesture]

I won't make it easy for you.

[he says, yet obeys the gesture and moves closer]

I dunno, so far you're not putting up much of a fight.

[reaches out to brush A's bangs aside so he can give him a FOREHEAD SMOOCH]

Edited 2019-10-11 18:45 (UTC)

[was expecting... something, but definitely not THAT, and chuckles]

Is that really bullying?

Of course it is. Merciless and cruel.

[tail flick!]

My turn. I think I'll tell you a little secret.

[leans in to whisper]

[. . . ?]

[leans in a little bit too, his ear tilted towards A]

[LICKS HIS EAR.]

[NOT EVEN SEXILY. LIKE A DOG WOULD.]

[AUGH]

[jerks back and rubs at his ear]

GROSS.

[laughs and marks it off his card]

Don't tell anyone.

[PUNCHES A IN THE SHOULDER]

You're disgusting.

[takes the hit and keeps grinning]

My win.

[poofs into bat form and attempts to fly away]

[. . .]

[poofs into a cat and tries to pounce bat-A out of the air]

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