2k19 monster mash bingo

[afailedmurder]

Bingo card

[A has accepted his fangy fate and put on a costume. Never mind this is how he dresses basically every day as a fancy wizard boy.]

[He turns on his phone camera to examine his fangs, though of course he doesn't show up]

The lore about vampires being unable to see themselves in mirrors was due to a mirror's silver backing; silver was thought to have a purifying element, and thus was repellent to the living dead...

But what's my phone's excuse?

Comments

[mapsio]

It’s kind of annoying how far they decided to take the lore, right?

[ Prim, also a vampire, and unable to take selfies. It’s a tragedy. ]

[afailedmurder]

Very. And naturally, one of my bingo squares is "take a selfie."

[mapsio]

[ ....pfffft. ]

I see, I do wonder how you should accomplish that.

[afailedmurder]

I'm not sure...

But this bingo card would also imply that I can turn into a bat. I'd be curious to try that.

[foolmetwice]

Because you're a fucking nerd.

[CAT TAIL SWISH]

[afailedmurder]

My phone's never had an issue with that before.

[snaps a picture of Mars]

[foolmetwice]

[sticks his tongue out for the picture like the rude boy he is]

Maybe it decided it felt like bullying you a little today.

[foxorcist]

[ her fox ears perk up because that sure is weird. ]

It still counts, even if you can't be seen, right?

[afailedmurder]

I would hope so, since it's on my sheet.

[foxorcist]

Do you want me to help with that, or is there something else I can do?

[fleurescence]

I know you can't see yourself, but you look great.

[afailedmurder]

Thank you. You're looking quite lovely yourself.

In that vein, would you say you're more skillful at nails or makeup?

[fleurescence]

I've never tried either, but it's just like painting right? I could give your nails a go.

[irregular]

Huh, that's weird.

[K's peering over his shoulder at the phone screen...

[Of course this does rather mean the phone now thinks it's taking a picture of K.]

How are you showing up? They're recording this, right?

[afailedmurder]

[it sure does. even auto-focuses on his face]

That's... a very good question, actually.

[irregular]

Yeah, I thought so... they wouldn't just turn a whole bunch of us invisible right? Or maybe someone didn't think this shit through.

[artisticliberty]

[fox has gained more fox-like qualities--in addition to his nine fluffy tails, he has fluffy ears, claws, fangs, and longer hair]

Perhaps your visage was simply too... hypnotizing? Is that a thing vampires do?

[afailedmurder]

I believe so, yes. Shall I give it a try?

[artisticliberty]

If you would like.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[He has the fluffy ears and tail of a golden retriever.]

...whoa. Talk about dressing the part.

[afailedmurder]

Thank you. Though if I'd known the cards would include makeovers, I probably would have waited.

[crossmyheartandhope]

What, you gotta get one?

[criminaljustice]

[so who's ready for catboy Joker?

though he does still have his demon wings and horns, so like... that's still a factor here]

That's the nerdiest thing I've heard you say this evening.

[hot?]

[afailedmurder]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[reaching out to scritch an ear]

[criminaljustice]

Good.

[oh. tilts head and lets him do that.]

So. Anything exciting on your card?