[nope 2] Date 2 - Ouma

[afailedmurder]

[A detective prince and a phantom thief meet in the nurse's closet for a hot date. Who could have predicted this turn of events? But then again, maybe it's not so strange. After all, Akechi's always liked pancakes.]

So, we meet again.

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[smalltales]

[ flopping back into one of the more comfortable chairs first thing ]

It must be fate! So where did we leave off, again? You weren't going to let anything stand between you and the truth?

[afailedmurder]

And you'd proclaimed yourself a liar and a crook; a bold move.

[leans up against a cabinet]

Why don't we start with your accomplices? What do you know about Kaito Momota?

[smalltales]

Huh? About Momota-chan?

He loves scary movies and he wears his jacket like that because he can't put it on himself.

[afailedmurder]

[lets out an abrupt, surprised laugh at that second bit]

So if I want to be his friend, I should show him something scary. Is that what you're saying?

[smalltales]

Yeah, yeah! The spookier the better. But only if you want to be friends.

[afailedmurder]

Thank you, Ouma-kun. I appreciate your forthrightness with this information.

[smalltales]

It's nothing!

[ leans against a chair arm, crossing his legs ]

Gotta say, though, it's pretty tacky to talk about getting friendly with another guy when you're on a date.

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[afailedmurder]

Hm? Was this not a prisoner interrogation?

[afailedmurder]

...Just kidding. We can date properly, if you like. Though they certainly gave us an odd location if that's our purpose.

[smalltales]

Hm? Are you sure it's okay to give up so easily? It could've been a distraction tactic.

[ nishishi ]

But yeah, it doesn't really scream romance! Unless you're into nurse outfits and syringes or something.

[afailedmurder]

Joker and I found this room during the original game. All of the drawers were completely stuffed with Qtips.

[Opens up a random drawer. It has normal medical supplies in it.]

...It seems that the chinchillas are more invested in our survival.

[smalltales]

For the time being, anyway. They've got reaaally questionable tastes, but I guess necrophilia's still over the line?

[afailedmurder]

You say that... but I'm fairly sure they're monitoring us, so perhaps it would be best not to give them ideas.

[smalltales]

Oh yeahhh, good point! I'm supposed to be the thief here, can't have anyone else lifting stuff from me.

[afailedmurder]

Other than lifting your prints from the scene of the crime?

[smalltales]

Too bad there'll never been anything on file to match them to!

[afailedmurder]

Naturally. You must be an effective thief, after all, if no one noticed you having stolen anything.

[smalltales]

Until you came along?

[afailedmurder]

You don't have to feed me my lines, you know.

Or is that something you need to do for Saihara-kun?

[smalltales]

The Saihara-chan I know always needs a little push. Scratch that, a big one.

[afailedmurder]

Is that so? He's never had that problem with me.

[smalltales]

Trying to make me jealous, Akechi-chan?

[afailedmurder]

Simply stating a fact. Are you jealous?

[smalltales]

Yeah... Saihara-chan's so lucky. Even though we got to go on a date like this, I guess I never stood a chance...

[afailedmurder]

[pleased despite knowing better]

But that's a lie, isn't it?

[smalltales]

[ nishishi ]

Pretty much! It takes a little more work to win me over.