[nope 2] Date 2 - Ouma

[afailedmurder]

[A detective prince and a phantom thief meet in the nurse's closet for a hot date. Who could have predicted this turn of events? But then again, maybe it's not so strange. After all, Akechi's always liked pancakes.]

So, we meet again.

Comments

[smalltales]

For the time being, anyway. They've got reaaally questionable tastes, but I guess necrophilia's still over the line?

[afailedmurder]

You say that... but I'm fairly sure they're monitoring us, so perhaps it would be best not to give them ideas.

[smalltales]

Oh yeahhh, good point! I'm supposed to be the thief here, can't have anyone else lifting stuff from me.

[afailedmurder]

Other than lifting your prints from the scene of the crime?

[smalltales]

Too bad there'll never been anything on file to match them to!

[afailedmurder]

Naturally. You must be an effective thief, after all, if no one noticed you having stolen anything.

[smalltales]

Until you came along?

[afailedmurder]

You don't have to feed me my lines, you know.

Or is that something you need to do for Saihara-kun?

[smalltales]

The Saihara-chan I know always needs a little push. Scratch that, a big one.

[afailedmurder]

Is that so? He's never had that problem with me.

[smalltales]

Trying to make me jealous, Akechi-chan?

[afailedmurder]

Simply stating a fact. Are you jealous?

[smalltales]

Yeah... Saihara-chan's so lucky. Even though we got to go on a date like this, I guess I never stood a chance...

[afailedmurder]

[pleased despite knowing better]

But that's a lie, isn't it?

[smalltales]

[ nishishi ]

Pretty much! It takes a little more work to win me over.